A puppy costs an average of €1,500 a year. Our stone costs the price of a restaurant meal, once. We did the maths for you.
Adopting a pet is lovely. It's also kibble, fur everywhere, and 3am trips to the vet. Nobody warns you about that at the adoption centre.
The match-up, no filter
- Food: zero. Our stone eats nothing. It already has everything it needs.
- Vet: no appointments, no surprise bills.
- Fur: none. Your black sofa stays black.
- Walks: zero trips out in the rain at 10pm.
- Running off: impossible. It doesn't know what "outside" means.
- Noise: total silence. Even at night. Especially at night.
- Life expectancy: several million years. We're only half joking.
- Holiday care: it comes with you, in a pocket.
- Training: already sorted. The guide comes in the box.
- Emotional bond: just as strong, without the heartbreak at the end.
The real point
We're not replacing a pet. We're offering something else: an object that makes you smile, asks for nothing, and sits on a shelf without ever leaving.
A rock, yes. But a rock that will never leave you. That's not bad at all, is it?