A pet that never dies, never bites, costs nothing at the vet. Sounds impossible? We made it happen.
Every year, thousands of people adopt a dog, a cat, a goldfish. Every year, thousands of people cry burying a goldfish. We found a radical solution: adopt a companion that never leaves.
A rock, yes. But not just any rock.
The Pet Stone Original is a hand-polished stone, gathered from beaches in the North. No breeding, no cage, no kibble. Just a stone that watches you exist, without ever judging you.
Inside the box: your stone, a themed box, a spoof training guide (to teach it to "sit", something it already knows perfectly well), and an official adoption certificate. Unofficially absurd, officially yours.
€29.90. Zero commitment for life.
The Pet Stone Original costs €29.90, all taxes included. No subscription, no hidden fees, no appointments at the groomer's. The one exception: Switzerland and countries outside the European Union, where extra shipping fees apply, calculated directly at checkout.
We know exactly what we're selling. A rock. But a rock that has already changed the lives of thousands of people tired of screens, noise, and pets that demand attention at 7am.