"Don't get me anything, I don't need anything." The line every dad repeats every year. The line we can finally ignore.
Socks, a tie, yet another tool gathering dust in the garage. The dad who already has everything is a real headache every June. We found the one thing he definitely doesn't have yet: a rock with an official adoption certificate.
The one gift he can't criticise
He can't say "I already have one" or "it's the wrong size." The Pet Stone Father's Day edition doesn't get worn, doesn't need charging, doesn't get returned to the shop. It sits on a desk and does its job: occupying space with class and a touch of absurdity.
A companion built like the unstoppable dad
It never complains, never asks for a pay rise, has stood strong for centuries without flinching. If that doesn't remind you of someone, you haven't opened the box yet.
With its spoof training guide and themed box, this gift gets a laugh from the moment it's opened, before anyone's even worked out what it is. And it stays there, long after the tie has gone back to the depths of the wardrobe.